What the hell do you think you're doing?!

Playing video games with plot, characters, original content!?

Tired of enjoying video games and having fun?

There is a simple answer, dear friend...

It's Office Hell: The Assetflip Nightmare!

No game play, no plot, no characters, and no original content!

It's useless bloatware!

Wander around an office aimlessly!

Do absolutely nothing in this boring office!

Just look at these glowing reviews!

“This is the worst game I've ever played” - Me

“An insult to the intelligence of gamers everywhere” -Me

“Writing level of an angsty teen high school fanfic” -Me, the writer

“Lazy developer who can't code to save their life with mediocre level design.” -Me, the developer

Play Office Hell: The Assetflip Nightmare!

Dissatisfaction guaranteed or triple your money back!*

*Legal disclaimer, no money will ever be given back.

Disclosure: this is a 3D visual novel

BUG LOG:

• When exiting into the menu the mouse gets stuck for some reason? Use keys to exit. I'll fix that... eventually.
• Forgot to add a Game Over Screen, my bad. Will fix that... probably.
• On some systems game crashes when you hit play. This is probably a good thing. Need someone to send me a screen shot of an error to figure that out.
• Lighting is too bright. Fixed settings for next update.

Please comment to report bugs.

Any and all resemblances to real places and people are coincidence.