HIT SOMEBODY! Full Length Novel

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Claudia Kholer is a down on her luck crust punk in Seattle. All that changes when she is taken in by a criminal cabal of black magic wielding witches. Haunted by her past traumas and saddled with bad reputation, Claudia begins making a new name for herself by her alias, Mary Abaddon. Soon "Mary" starts to work her way through the seedy underbelly of Emerald City, gaining power and making enemies along the way.

Murder, cannibalism, drugs, and endless small talk are all just part the day for a career criminal witch.

Content Warning: Violence, drugs, racism, self harm, mentions of sexual assault, torture, homophobia, pretty much everything horrible ever. Seriously though, if you have a thin skin don't read this.

Author's Note: This is a written novel with no illustrations. The original covers I made with Electric Zine Make were for when this was an issue by issue zine. The illustrations on this page were in the original zines but not this novella version. The covers that I made with the Electric Zine Maker can be viewed here.

Digital cover art stylized in Electric Zine Maker.

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The story, places, names, characters, and incidents written in this book are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and businesses is intended or should be inferred. If you do find yourself coincidentally identifying with such people, I suggest you reevaluate your life choices and personality. This shit is fucked up.