From 2013 to 2018, I lived on and off in Seattle. Land of bad coffee, passive aggressive entitled denizens, trust fund kids playing poverty tourism, Brogramers and Amazombies.

In this guide / memoir I list the great places, bad times, and lay of the land.

Take a walk into the Pathetic Northweird and get to know the horrors of... SEATTLE!

By the time you finish this zine you'll hate Seattle too!

Physical copies available at Doc Monomer's Audio Emporium. (sold out!)

Zine design using the Electric Zine Maker by Alien Melon:

Web Readable made possible by Jeremy Oduber:

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AuthorPhage Maleficar
Tagsgoth, guide, memoir, northweird, northwest, puget-sound, punk, seattle, washington, zine
Average sessionA few minutes


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I_Hate_Seattle1.pdf 1 MB
I_Hate_Seattle2.pdf 1 MB
IHateSeattlePictureBook.pdf 3 MB
Map of the Mercury Club 3 MB

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