The original I HATE SEATTLE zine except now web readable!

From 2013 to 2018, I lived on and off in Seattle. Land of bad coffee, passive aggressive entitled denizens, trust fund kids playing poverty tourism, Brogramers and Amazombies.

In this guide / memoir I list the great places, bad times, and lay of the land.

Take a walk into the Pathetic Northweird and get to know the horrors of... SEATTLE!

By the time you finish this zine you'll hate Seattle too!

Download them in PDF Format here:

Physical copies available at Doc Monomer's Audio Emporium.

Web Readable made possible by Jeremy Oduber:

Zine design using the Electric Zine Maker by Alien Melon:


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i do not hate seattle.